Question: How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb? 
Answer: It takes two. One to change the light bulb, and the other to explain to onlookers where we get our protein.

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"Truth is, you’ll meet hundreds of thousands of people but you’re only going to lie awake thinking of one."

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